Where My Toms At? w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 822

SPONSORS: Squeeze the most out of your Summer with Liquid I.V. Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://liquid-iv.com and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. This week, Tom’s off filming a movie and Christina P hijacks the show, steering YMH straight into sun with cosmic warlock Duncan Trussell riding shotgun. What begins as a fart soundboard tutorial quickly devolves into a kaleidoscope of brain-melting nonsense: energy sex, threesomes with the sun, cult recruitment red flags, and why George Washington’s preserved presidential jizz is secretly powering American democracy.Duncan opens up about his time with boner-shaman Will Blunderfield, explains why Scientology might be cheaper than therapy, and introduces us to Avery Blackwell—the brand new, possibly-nude, definitely-gay CEO of YMH Studios. Meanwhile, Christina wages war on National Pet-Your-Dog Day and investigates whether Sydney Sweeney is a genetically engineered eugenics queen sent to confuse Gen Z. This one has everything: conspiracy theories, cult dynamics, emotional nudity, the downfall of morning television, and a surprising amount of reverence for Daniel Day-Lewis. Come for the mommy energy, stay for the cum-powered U.S. government. Your Mom’s House Ep. 822 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:54 - Opening Clip: Fell From Heaven 00:06:14 - Celebrating Women And Cults 00:17:31 - Scientology 00:27:21 - Morning Talk Shows 00:31:30 - A New CEO Of YMH? 00:43:07 - Clip: Latex Man 00:47:51 - George Washington's Baby Batter 00:52:56 - Palette Cleanser 00:55:22 - Sydney Sweeney 01:03:35 - The Macrons Vs Candace Owens 01:11:44 - Duncan's Final Thoughts 01:13:45 - Closing Song - "Push's Theme" by Eli Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices